Daddy, make a picture

Okey…. so I’m sitting at the Cafe Tango, abusing their free 802.11b network and the office drones having their office drone lunch next to me have bumped into my table a second time.

Hey fuckwads … coffee and PowerBook - bad combination I know but that’s why there’s at least three or four feet between tables.

And the place is half empty so why exactly do you have to sit at the table next to mine???

Certainly it can’t be my charming personality?