I’m thinking about working on this design… honest
Daddy “do you feel better?”
L “….yes”
Daddy “tummy all better?”
L “…yes”
Daddy “think you are all done throwing up?”
L “..yes…..BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
clearly we have to work on Yes and No.
Heh. Go rent Parenthood with Steve Martin (and a bunch others). There’s a pretty good “kid’s vomiting ” scene there. But, just in case you can’t/won’t here’s my recollection.
(After they’ve been to the ball game)
her: Daddy, I don’t feel so good.
him: Hey sweetie, your tummy hurts?
her: Yes.
wife (off screen): She probably ate too much stuff at the park.
him: Oh, sweetie. Do feel like you want to throw up?
her: Ok. P-LAAAAGGHHHH.
him (leaping back):Jeez!
wife (comes running over, to console the kid): Oh honey. (exasperated look at the husband)
him: Gah, it’s like the Exorcist!
Poor Em managed to do that on the front porch last weekend before getting into the house. I had about, oh, 3 seconds warning.
Kiddos.
I’ve seen it. I even thought of it when L let lose the vomit of the gods….