Daddy, make a picture

Store Manager and cashier…

SM - So where’s X?

C - He called to say he’s going to church and will be in at noon

SM - OK. Where’s Y?

C - His girlfriend called to say he’s still at the precinct and won’t be out till the afternoon.

*pause as SM considers his options*

C - Hey, what about Z?

SM - There was a problem with his background check

*pause….. SM notices J and me….*

SM - Welcome to Toys R Us… how can I help you?

Now playing on iTunes: Theologians from the album A Ghost Is Born by Wilco

[Posted with ecto]