You are too dumb for words

The scene - brunch. Me and the kids at Blind Charlie’s Cafe in Pound Ridge.

I decide to start the meal off with some drinks. Coffee for me and three chocolate milks for my compadres.

The waitress, maybe 19 or 20 with a look that say’s ‘I’m a communications major and I can’t wait to get back to Geneseo’ brings over the drinks. Looks at us, at the three sippie cups and one steaming mug of coffee… looks at me and asks …

“Who’s getting the coffee?”

Sorry kid. You aren’t going to get any smarter.


One Response to “You are too dumb for words”  

  1. 1 Bob

    Beautiful. You should have pointed at the youngest and said, “Over there. I can’t stand that stuff.” Ingratiating smile optional. :)

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