Daddy, make a picture

Never work for someone, or with someone, who hasn’t read the Cluetrain.

This blog was born.

or yet another sign that the New York Times and the rest of the MSM just don’t get it(tm) when it comes to blogging.
The Times thinks we’re cute. Well it thinks the mommies are. The daddies barely get a mention. Guess we’re not cute enough.
Whatever… what Dave Winer says.
Although I’m inclined to Steve Rubel’s […]

All theme restaurants must feature an anthropomorphic alligator named ‘Big Al.’
When your mother tells the hostess that you’ll need a table for seven with three children’s menus please, the hostess must respond “oh god bless… are they yours?” Your mother’s correct response is “Yes and I’ve got three more as well.”
You must constantly remind yourself […]

as in we are home.
Where did all this snow come from?
And why is there free WiFi all over Fort Lauderdale Airport but finding even WiFi for pay in LaGuardia is impossible?
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“Why are we eating foi gras in Fort Lauderdale?”
“If I knew I could have gotten away with a teal shirt I wouldn’t have spent all this time thinking about what to wear to dinner.”
“If you run out of quince jelly… take if off the fucking menu!”
“What kind of loser left over geese are getting turned […]

That was from Sue.
We’re staying here.
And she doesn’t know yet how much lunch cost…..

$80 worth of red stuff, of no use to anyone. Fingernails for me, flowers for him - for me. Roses late, three short of a dozen. The twirly, twig things make up for the lack.
The gently lapping sun-kissed waves are swallowed by the demo below. It will be a W, but now, it’s a noisy […]

Meatspace coordinates: Delray Beach, FL, AKA my parent’s house.
Nice and warm, yes and not back home in the snow.
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“An Iraqi girl screamed Tuesday after her parents were killed when American soldiers fired on their car when it failed to stop, despite warning shots, in Tal Afar, Iraq. The military is investigating the incident.” - The New York Times

I have nothing really to add.
I know we’re all supposed to go black tomorrow but […]