Quotes of the night…

“Why are we eating foi gras in Fort Lauderdale?”

“If I knew I could have gotten away with a teal shirt I wouldn’t have spent all this time thinking about what to wear to dinner.”

“If you run out of quince jelly… take if off the fucking menu!”

“What kind of loser left over geese are getting turned into foi gras here….”

Runner up from the next table “My roomate is actually HIS ex-wife…”


2 Responses to “Quotes of the night…”  

  1. 1 Darren

    How much did you drink?

    From reading the above I assume;

    a) Good wine
    b) Bad mushrooms
    c) Both of the above

  2. 2 Gary

    I take it the foi gras wasn’t very good. Probably clashed with the lavender seeds.

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