Daddy, make a picture

All theme restaurants must feature an anthropomorphic alligator named ‘Big Al.’

When your mother tells the hostess that you’ll need a table for seven with three children’s menus please, the hostess must respond “oh god bless… are they yours?” Your mother’s correct response is “Yes and I’ve got three more as well.”

You must constantly remind yourself not to turn into your parents because they’ve already turned into your grandparents.

The Weather Channel is TiVo-worthy.

Getting broadband instead of dial-up is a waste because it’s just another bill to pay.

Children in diapers are not allowed in the pool. Children out of diapers are allowed to pee in the pool.

On a related note - on jetBlue if you request juice for your children they bring a can of juice. If you ask for a straw for the can of juice they bring you one of those juicebox straws still in the wrapper with bits of the juice box it was ripped off of still attached. Why didn’t they just bring you a juicebox?

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