Daddy, make a picture

The national program director of the Boy Scouts of America, Douglas S. Smith Jr., has been charged with receiving and distributing child pornography on the Internet and was expected to plead guilty in federal court in Fort Worth on Wednesday, the United States Attorney’s office said today.
Good thing they’re keeping the gays out.
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Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
David Byrne is rolling his own radio on the Interweb.
Nice to see great artists take things into their own hands.
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Yes, I’m getting a suit.

Daddy “Ok gang, we’re all dressed… where do you guys want to go?”
Big Sister “Burger King!!!”
Big Brother “Nooo…. McDonalds!!!! They have Incredibles toys…”
Little Sister “AIIEEEE!!! DANGER!!!!!”

Dear Blind Charlie’s Cafe,
Love the food, the service, the ambiance.
One minor point if I may.
Citrus wedges and halved grapes are only to be served with breakfast on Sunday brunch.
And as you no doubt learned this morning from Big Sister, if the orange wedge touches the waffle it means THE FUCKING WORLD IS […]

Stomach virus has now left the children to feast on Mommy and Daddy.
Alert the media.

Sick Sister is now Fully Recovered Sister.
Healthy Brother and Healthy Sister are now the Head-Rotating Heaving Vile Puke of Doom Siblings.
Little Sister just went off to bed for the fourth or fifth time.
Not pretty.
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I don’t know what to say about this.
I just don’t.
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After two massive doses of that gooey pink liquid that every parent seems to have in their fridge, Big Sister seems to be on the mend.
Totally coincidentally (I’m sure…) in the depths of her illness she discovered ‘Dora, the Explorer.’ I don’t mind it so much … positive female role model… yadda yadda yadda… […]

Big sister has an ear infection.
Big brother and little sister are being sent off to live on a farm in the country.
Pray for us.