George Carlin had a bit where he said you could build the most improbable product (his characterization was a lot more colourful than mine) and “some schmuck’ll buy it.” I don’t find it so odd that someone would make this thing; what’s truly annoying/amusing/frightening is the “Product Flying Off Shelves” part. I guess some folk like their Saviour in molten form.
You know, they could get in on a nice marketing thing here. They could get it into an aerosol form as an air freshener. Or maybe one of those Glade things that you plug in the wall. All the aroma, minus the open flame. For the safety conscious. Feel the spirit move! I better stop now.
Wow. Um. Okay.
To quote Woody Allen, “If Jesus came back and saw what’s going on in His name, He’d never stop throwing up.”
George Carlin had a bit where he said you could build the most improbable product (his characterization was a lot more colourful than mine) and “some schmuck’ll buy it.” I don’t find it so odd that someone would make this thing; what’s truly annoying/amusing/frightening is the “Product Flying Off Shelves” part. I guess some folk like their Saviour in molten form.
You know, they could get in on a nice marketing thing here. They could get it into an aerosol form as an air freshener. Or maybe one of those Glade things that you plug in the wall. All the aroma, minus the open flame. For the safety conscious. Feel the spirit move! I better stop now.