to the management

Dear Blind Charlie’s Cafe,

Love the food, the service, the ambiance.

One minor point if I may.

Citrus wedges and halved grapes are only to be served with breakfast on Sunday brunch.

And as you no doubt learned this morning from Big Sister, if the orange wedge touches the waffle it means THE FUCKING WORLD IS COMING TO A FUCKING END!!!! RUN FOR YOUR PITIFUL LIVES PUNY HUMANS!!!!!!!

Thank you.

[Posted with ecto]


12 Responses to “to the management”  

  1. 1 Will Cox

    It’s TOUCHING!

    ROFLMAO.

  2. 2 adam

    Ahhhhh! Get it off get it off get it offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

  3. 3 Ross

    I love the way kids think you are trying to poison them when you give them food they don’t like.

  4. 4 Gary

    I really don’t find this to be an unreasonable request. Citrus and breads, cakes and pastries, unless specifically baked as such, do not belong together. Ever.

    I support Big Sister. Power to the Pancake. And waffle.

  5. 5 Ross

    Remind me never to go to the same restaurants as Gary - I hate seeing adults have hissy fits.

  6. 6 Gary

    Stop! You’re making fun of me. David make Ross stop!

  7. 7 Ross

    I’ll tell my dad!!!

  8. 8 Darren

    Okay calm own. Gary you sit that side of the table away from Ross. No kicking under the table and no waffles!!!!!

  9. 9 Gary

    You should see me when someone touches my Guinness. Talk about tantrums . . .

  10. 10 Darren

    Guinness? Sorry mate all Guinness be mine! Stay away from my black gold!

  11. 11 david

    OK all of you… BEHAVE … or get your own blogs

  12. 12 Ross

    C’est pas juste.

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