Attention Edu-Crats

If you are a member of the educational bureaucracy and will someday be telling me that Big Brother has difficulty sitting still and paying attention while his teacher is droning on and on about nothing at all…

Please be aware that my response to you will be a very politely worded ‘Go Fuck Yourself.’

Thank you!


3 Responses to “Attention Edu-Crats”  

  1. 1 Ross

    Heh I got this from the teacher at our last Parent Evening. “Emma’s handwriting is very untidy, but given that she is never sat actually at her desk I am surprised she manages to write anything at all.” Hell *I* get restless when people are giving a boring 3 hour lecture on not-very-much-at-all, I am not surprised kids do.

    My daughter wants to go to a French school where they just learn how to rollerblade until they are 6.

    And just how do you tell someone to ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ politely?

  2. 2 Darren

    “Go fuck yourself” politely is “Could you possible ram you private parts into some other private area please.”

    I recently went to parents evening for my two kids. Lauren’s teacher says she to bossy and is always organising the group she’s in to do things. So what? Otherwise they’d just sit there doing fuck all!

    As for Brandon, apparently he get’s on too well with everyone in the class and it makes some kids jealous? Jesus, so they want me to make him a social retard!?!?!

  3. 3 Will Cox

    Apparently there’s some concern that the Big Sister writes like Leonard da Vinci.

    .siht ekil: wonk uoY

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