Daddy, make a picture

I am proud to announce that we are now completely finished with diapers.
Of course that means I now have two daughters fighting to get into the same bathroom while their brother is already in there….

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David: so… is XXXXX still online?
Susan: yep
David: guess simple physics is still beyond her
Susan: she used to leave it on, but I guess she doesn’t now so she can log on from our house
Susan: so yeah, she’s gonna be late
David: she does…. she used to be online here all the time
David: great
Susan: she’s been on […]

The big brother attends the Town’s summer camp. It’s nice, it’s close and it’s much cheaper than the snooty expensive private camps us residents of Westchester (aka, Whitelandia) are supposed to be sending our kids to.
There’s one rule for the lower (i.e., younger kids) groups… (no, not that rule).. the kids must wear […]

Mommy and big brother are in NY watching Dan Zanes at Summerstage.
I’m all alone on a beautiful summer day with my two sweeties.
They want to go to the mall.
I’m in such trouble.

lies the princess zone…
they are so ready for this.

They call this one “The Little Tooter.” I kid you not, I wouldn’t make that up, would I?
I used to think Big Sister was actually the reincaration of my late Grandmother Natalie. The dead (pardon the pun, did I say dead?) giveaway is when I go to kiss the kids in the morning before leaving […]

Me: You do have batteries.
Big Brother: I do NOT!
Me: Do so!!!
BB: DO NOT!!!
Me (yelling upstairs): Mommy…..
Mommy (yelling downstairs): Yes?
Me: Do the kids have batteries?
Mommy (after thinking it through): Yes. And take his out.

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Because someday your princes will come and THEY WON’T BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!
Are you happy?? YOU’RE BREAKING YOUR OLD MAN’S HEART!!!!!!
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Today is the first day of no school, no drop offs, no getting unwilling children dressed in time for daddy to pour them into their car seats.
Ahhhh….
I really need to enjoy this while it lasts.
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The aftermath of a birthday party for two little three year old princesses.
A room full of boxes and wrapping paper tossed about and a pile of Disney “Princess” crap.
I guess I should be happy they didn’t get anymore Barbie stuff. And at least the princesses are someone positive in the female role model department. […]