Daddy, make a picture

Provincetown - the boy reading from a sign.
“teeeeeeeeeeeee daaaaaannnnnnnnce. Tea Dance. Today. Mommy, there’s a dance today, can we go?”

“Daddy, if you have to throw up, don’t do it in my bed. Just run real fast to the bathroom and do it there. Then come back.”
Spoken by big brother last night as he was drifting off to sleep.
Who am I to argue?

Daddy “Ok gang, we’re all dressed… where do you guys want to go?”
Big Sister “Burger King!!!”
Big Brother “Nooo…. McDonalds!!!! They have Incredibles toys…”
Little Sister “AIIEEEE!!! DANGER!!!!!”

I took the boy to see the Gates today. I’m not quite sure what he made of it all. I’m not quite sure what I made of it.
I’ll have pictures up on flickr tomorrow. I hope.

Conversation in the car between me and the big brother…
BB - Daddy, are you staying home today?
Me - No, sorry. I have to go to a meeting with someone.
BB - Why can’t you stay home?
Me - Well, sometimes us big people have to meet face to face.
BB - Daddy… What’s your computer for…. […]

“What color is everything?”
[Posted with ecto]

Chicken butt!

True conversation…
In the van, me and the boy. Playing - Serge Gainsbourg “Aux Armes et Caetera”
M. J., this CD was made by a man from France who liked Jamaican music
J. Daddy, who is from France?
M. Well, you remember Great-Grandpa Harry? His mother and father were from France and they came here a hundred years ago.
J. […]

Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you!

“noooo… I’m not melon”
don’t ask