Best Line Ever to Run in an AP Obituary

The family is looking into whether Thompson’s cremated remains can be blasted out of a cannon, a wish the gun-loving writer often expressed, Brinkley said.

4 Responses to “Best Line Ever to Run in an AP Obituary”


  1. 1 Ross

    We have a phrase over here in the UK.
    “Only in america”. As in “Only in america can ..”

  2. 2 Gary

    I keep telling my wife I want to be flung from a trebuchet to the tune of Procul Harem’s “Whiter Shade of Pale”. She thinks I’m kidding.

    I think it would look and sound great. In slow motion. I guess I can’t change life’s FPS.

  3. 3 The One True b!X

    Not just a cannon. A 150-foot cannon shaped like the gonzo fist.

  4. 4 Shawn Lea

    Almost as good as the one I read years ago, that I now wish I had clipped. The guy being buried had been a janitor at the funeral parlor where he was going to be buried. He left explicit instructions for his casket to be standing up - because he did not want anybody looking down on him, now that he was dead. The image has stayed with me for years and always makes me smile.

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