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	<title>Comments on: Best Line Ever to Run in an AP Obituary</title>
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		<title>By: Shawn Lea</title>
		<link>http://www.parmet.net/pr/2005/02/23/best-line-ever-to-run-in-an-ap-obituary/comment-page-1/#comment-20</link>
		<dc:creator>Shawn Lea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 20:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Almost as good as the one I read years ago, that I now wish I had clipped. The guy being buried had been a janitor at the funeral parlor where he was going to be buried. He left explicit instructions for his casket to be standing up - because he did not want anybody looking down on him, now that he was dead. The image has stayed with me for years and always makes me smile.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Almost as good as the one I read years ago, that I now wish I had clipped. The guy being buried had been a janitor at the funeral parlor where he was going to be buried. He left explicit instructions for his casket to be standing up &#8211; because he did not want anybody looking down on him, now that he was dead. The image has stayed with me for years and always makes me smile.</p>
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		<title>By: The One True b!X</title>
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		<dc:creator>The One True b!X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 03:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not just a cannon. A 150-foot cannon shaped like the gonzo fist.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not just a cannon. A 150-foot cannon shaped like the gonzo fist.</p>
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		<title>By: Gary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 02:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I keep telling my wife I want to be flung from a trebuchet to the tune of Procul Harem&#039;s &quot;Whiter Shade of Pale&quot;.  She thinks I&#039;m kidding.

I think it would look and sound great.  In slow motion.  I guess I can&#039;t change life&#039;s FPS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep telling my wife I want to be flung from a trebuchet to the tune of Procul Harem&#8217;s &#8220;Whiter Shade of Pale&#8221;.  She thinks I&#8217;m kidding.</p>
<p>I think it would look and sound great.  In slow motion.  I guess I can&#8217;t change life&#8217;s FPS.</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 07:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We have a phrase over here in the UK.
&quot;Only in america&quot;. As in &quot;Only in america can ..&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have a phrase over here in the UK.<br />
&#8220;Only in america&#8221;. As in &#8220;Only in america can ..&#8221;</p>
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