Feeling snarky I am

Would you be interested in a pre-briefing on a popular student website that offers marketers a new way to reach college students?

No.

The site is XXX.com. It recently raised venture capital and was profiled in Businessweek,

Big deal. Lots of companies raise venture capital and are profiled in Businessweek.

but this program for marketers is new, except for some trial runs, and has not been broadly disclosed.

Excuse me while I break out my English to Whatthefuck dictionary.

We’re happy to provide prebriefing on the marketing program announcement, data from the trial runs and, potentially, access to some student subscribers from around the country.

I’m sure you are. Unfortunately you still haven’t told me why I should care and, more importantly, why I should take the time to talk with your client. In other words, prove to me you didn’t just pull my name out of Vocus or Bacons and give me some reason to keep reading and respond.

Please let me know if you’re interested in setting up a brief phone call.

Satan called, he wants to know when the snowplows are coming.

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